MOM'S THOUGHTS FROM HOME
By Alice Masci
Writer, Lyricist, Humorist, Poet, Mom
(While getting ready for summer time break, I decided to re-run an oldie but goodie. Have a great summer everyone!)
Mom's Impressive ResumeBounty Hunter - looked for the best paper towels I could find-
- Gold Medal Winner - I won a bag of flour once as a door prize
at a tupper ware party.
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- Owner of 14 carrots – Well not in diamonds but for my soups,
salads, and side dishes.
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- Discus Thrower - I've been known to throw a Frisbee now and
then.
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- Head Management - I've made sure all the lettuce is in proper
order.
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- Chef's Assistant - Chef Boyardee that is. I opened a can.
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- Fork Lift Operator- I lifted the fork and tried to get my two
year old to eat his mashed potatoes.
- Editor- I checked homework and told them to redo a few of their
answers.
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- Head Hunter - I looked for the best lettuce I could find.
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- Java Developer- I make a mean cup of coffee.
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- Spreadsheet Operator- I make all the beds and spread those
sheets like nobody's business.
Winner of 4 Gold Records - But only because the kids knocked the gold glue over on my old 45's collection.- Writer - I keep trying....
Alice Masci
Mom of 5 boys
Georgia USA
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